One of the biggest, most terrifying problems
plaguing modern civilization is, without any fear of contradiction, hyperbole.
Deep in my heart, I believe hyperbole gone amok will likely bring an end to
this world in which we exist.
But how, you ask, does this affect
me? Well, you ask possibly the greatest question ever asked since questions
began. The answer to how hyperbole affects you is simple: it doesn’t. But it
got this article started, and got me writing.
How Do I Start?
I’ve met many writers who have
complained that their biggest problem was writing a lead to whatever article,
feature or story they wanted to write. To me, the answer has always been
simple: Just sit down and start writing.
Quick Tips
Still can't get going. Here are a couple ideas: Think of a conversation you had earlier in the day. Start typing it out. Wish you had said something differently? Here's your chance. Write it out, regardless of whether it has anything to do with the story you want to write. It will help, however, as you'll be able to feel the creative juices beginning to flow.
Also, try starting your article, story or book in the middle rather than the start. Or start at the end. Sometimes a story needs to be approached from different angles before you can get immersed in it.
Finally, write your mom. Or your friends. E-mail is a very underused tool by writers. Send an e-mail to your friends or family. Go in to detail and write them something of substance. Can't think of how to write a story about flowers? Send some e-mails to friends asking them about their favorites.
Just Start Writing
Writing is work. Don't try telling that to your non-writing friends, of course, but writer's know that to sit and crank out words can actually be a chore, especially if you are feeling unmotivated. Sometimes getting that first word on paper can be torture. If you can use these simple tricks, you'll be typing away like a court stenographer.
Because, by just starting to type, you give yourself a huge
opportunity to come up with a brilliant lead, or to even come up with another
story idea. Much like how I am now considering writing a book on hyperbole. A
book, I may add, that will likely become the greatest book ever written.