Owning a ferret is on par with having a child. They're active, energetic, and never seem to slow down. However, they become bored and destructive unless they are kept occupied. That can be expensive, unless you are creative.
If you've had a ferret (or ferrets) for any amount of time, you have probably
figured out that they become bored of playing very quickly. That's not good for
either you or your pet. When bored, ferrets become destructive and depressed.
Spending hundreds at the pet store on various toys is too much for any budget,
but with a little ingenuity and work, you'll get out cheaply.
The first thing to remember is that ferrets tend to forget very quickly.
Taking something away from them for a few days and re-introducing it is the
easiest way to keep them going. Simply moving things around can be enough
because it opens up new areas they can explore. The question here is what to
move around and how can you do it cheaply. Keep in mind that all ferrets are
different and won't take to every suggestion. Just keep trying until you hit the
right ones.
Water
Most ferrets are fascinated by water, and not the stuff out of their regular
bottle. Even if they're not usually fond of taking a wet bath, giving them a
sturdy, heavy bowl of water—the bigger the better— should provide hours of
entertainment. If you're worried about your floor, slip a towel underneath and
be sure there's no chance they can tip the bowl over. The bigger, the better.
Most ferrets should dive right in, splash around, dip their head in, or at least
try to figure it out.
There's added fun here too. Try putting in a single ice cube. As they go
about their usual splashing, they'll eventually discoverit and attempt to steal
it. You can also take the entire dish and put it inside a plastic grocery bag.
Your ferret will not only get the fun from the water, but from crinkling the bag
as well.
Bags
It seems so simple, but a paper or plastic bag is an excellent toy. Lay out
several for maximum entertainment. Be sure to supervise (which they should be at
all times) to prevent any disaster. Once they get inside or if they lose
interest, start crinkling the bag. It should become an all-out war with your
ferret.
Boxes
There are countless possibilities here. Just a box by itself is fun for a
little while. Stuffing it with things is where you give ferrets the most to do.
Packing peanuts are a start. Their static electricity causes them to cling to
the ferret's fur. They go nuts trying to get the peanuts off, clucking happily
the entire time. Dry fall leaves, washed off to prevent any disease, do about
the same thing and have a great crunching noise.
Another approach, besides just leaving the top of the box open, is to fill it
with old newspapers or other noisy and seal the box. Then cut a hole on each end
of the box. That keeps ferrets occupied for hours. They run in and out and never
seem to tire of this one.
Tubing
Ferrets are natural diggers. Therefore, giving them tubes to run through
provides the illusion of tunneling underground. Pet stores take advantage of
this by charging $20 for only six feet of tube. That's ridiculous, and you can
do it far better and cheaper.
There are actually two ways around this and both involve home-improvement
stores. The first is gutter extenders, which usually come in six-foot sections
for about $7. They can be twisted and manipulated multiple times and can be
interconnected. One of the ends is usually small so if your ferret is a little
fat, he or she may have some trouble making it through. Be sure, however, to
cover the sharp ends with some packaging tape.
The other option is roughly the same, just on a larger scale. A
home-improvement store should sell underground piping for irrigation systems.
This is usually located in their outdoor nursery, by the seasonal plants and
such. It comes in a variety of lengths, the smallest being 10 feet. It costs
only $5 a section that size (you can buy 100 feet for around $20-$30). The bonus
here is, just like the pet store, they sell attachments. By connecting them, you
can literally have your critters running throughout your home, popping out at
certain intervals thanks to the exits these attachments have.
If you go this route, be sure to make plenty of openings for the ferrets to
get in and out. If you don’t, it's possible they'll get scared and panic. Make
sure to make everything as twisted as you can, even make the pipes go over
“hills.”
With either gutter extenders or irrigation tubing, it’s easy to frequently
change things around. Try and judge how long it takes your little guy or gal to
become bored and then rearrange it. Otherwise, you have tubing all over the
place and no ferret playing with it.
Pop Bottles
Two-liter pop containers can be fun if you know how to use them. Filling them
with water is the obvious choice, letting your ferret tip it over, making a mess
in the process. That's not going to work for everybody since not everybody likes
soaked carpets.
If that's not an ideal way for you to entertain them, try this. Get some
coins, pennies or quarters will do, and put in just enough to cover the bottom
of the bottle. Put the cap on tightly so they can't get it off. Even better,
tape it up as much as possible. That keeps them from choking on the cap or
coins. Once introduced, they should have a blast rolling and knocking it over
while the loud noise from the coins makes it all intriguing.
Old clothes
It doesn't really matter what you offer them: shirts, coats, shoes, pants, or
hats all qualify as entertainment to a ferret. They can tunnel into all of this
and destroy it at will. They'll rarely have more fun than this.
Be wary of zippers, rubber (especially on the shoes), buttons, and pockets.
They could find something you forgot in a pocket or chew anything else. Make
sure you've looked over anything you give your pet, and that goes for everything
else in this article too.
Blankets
Simply laying a blanket across the floor is usually enough. They'll
immediately take to crawling underneath and searching, even if it's over an area
they're in every day. Try to avoid a thicker one with tears as they can get
their little heads stuck and nothing good comes from that. Avoid electric
blankets and anything with frayed edges. It's easy for them to get their nails
caught (even if they've recently been trimmed) and get seriously hurt.
Cups
Not exactly the most fascinating thing when you only have one of them, but
get together a stack of them, and you're suddenly the best ferret owner in the
world. Simple Dixie cups are enough as long as they're stacked high and wide.
Almost nothing can match the pleasure of 30 cups crashing to floor at the hands
of a ferret. The obvious precautions apply (no heavy cups, nothing with sharp
corners, no glass, and supervise at all times).
Laser Pointer
An old classic that works on many animals, a skilled person with a laser
pointer is a ferret's best friend. Many of them, for whatever reason, just don't
seem to get a pointer like this; don't be surprised if they completely ignore
it. They're usually cheap enough, so it's not going to cost a lot to experiment.
If they are the type to fall for it, you can give them a quick and easy workout
by waving it across the floor. Watch them race after it. Be sure not to aim it
at their eyes.
All it really takes to entertain a ferret is to keep things fresh and to use
some ingenuity. All of these ideas are proven winners, but creating your own
isn't difficult either. Anything can occupy their attention if it's new to them.
Just be sure whatever you introduce provides no opportunity to harm them in any
way. That's the hardest part. You're the only person who knows what your animal
is capable of, so take the time to think things through, and you should never
have any problems.