Most people who are ready to retire have everything they need in life, so
give them some flowers instead. Their retirement glee will not soon fade since
their house will be filled with the sights and smells of beautiful freshly cut
flowers.
I'm sorry.
Actions speak volumes, and she'll think so too when her favorite bouquet
arrives at her home or place of employment. Write a humorous note or a touching
phrase to include in the card just to make sure all is forgiven.
It's been fun, but...
You know what, it is okay to send a "goodbye" bouquet to your ex.
Pick their favorite, send them a card letting them know that it was great while
it lasted but it's time to move on, and then do so.