One of the most significant, most terrifying problems plaguing modern civilization is, without any fear of contradiction, hyperbole. Deep in my heart, I believe hyperbole gone amok will likely bring an end to this world in which we exist.
But how, you ask, does this affect me? Well, you ask possibly the most significant question ever wondered since questions began. The answer to how hyperbole affects you is simple: it doesn’t. But it got this article started, and got me writing.
How Do I Start?
I’ve met many writers who have complained that their biggest problem was writing a lead to whatever article, feature or story they wanted to write. To me, the answer has always been simple: sit down and start writing.
Quick Tips
Still can’t get going. Here are a couple of ideas: Think of a conversation you had earlier in the day. Start typing it out. Wish you had said something differently? Here’s your chance. Write it out, regardless of whether it has anything to do with the story you want to write. It will help, however, as you’ll be able to feel the creative juices beginning to flow.
Also, try starting your article, story or book in the middle rather than at the start. Or start at the end. Sometimes a story needs to be approached from different angles before you can get immersed in it.
Finally, write your mom. Or your friends. E-mail is a very underused tool by writers. Send an e-mail to your friends or family. Go into detail and write them something of substance. Can’t think of how to write a story about flowers? Send some e-mails to friends asking them about their favorites.
Just Start Writing
Writing is work. Don’t try telling that to your non-writing friends, of course, but writer’s know that to sit and crank out words can be a chore, especially if you are feeling unmotivated. Sometimes getting that first word on paper can be torture. If you can use these simple tricks, you’ll be typing away like a court stenographer.
Because, by just starting to type, you give yourself a tremendous opportunity to come up with a brilliant lead, or to even come up with another story idea. Much like how I am now considering writing a book on hyperbole. A book, I may add, that will likely become the most excellent book ever written.